ok since tumblr is removing profile pics from the dash, I’m resurrecting early 2000’s forum behavior and adding a custom signature to all my posts. this maintains user recognition and is a vast improvement to this site.
when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.
OP I’m hitting you with a shovel
Anyway tag this with however many browser tabs you currently have. I have 40.
Thanks in part to you I now have a comprehensive categorization of types of people based on number of tabs they have open:
1-9: Kindred spirit. I am kissing you on the mouth
~10-25: Normal. This is more tabs than I would have open in most situations but it is not an unreasonable number.
~26-70: Woah there, partner. I don’t agree with this lifestyle but I understand it is normal for many people. Are you sure you need that many open though? Right at this very moment? Surely you can prune a few here.
~71-99: Okay calm down. You definitely don’t need that many open. When’s the last time you actually opened half of these, really?
100+: Official freak. This is too many. There’s no way you even remember which ones you have open. How are you supposed to find any of them?
1000+: Listen, I know I made a joke up there, I said “hoarder behavior,” but I think you may actually have a problem. With your browser tabs. You might as well have a maze of 50-year-old newspapers to navigate through to get to a youtube video. It’s time to re-evaluate the way you use the internet. I’m serious on this one.
I can’t believe it cavitates so hard it ignites like that; does meat do that? Also check out the swirls that come off the rifling marks in the bullet.
That gel must rebound with a ton of pressure to ignite like that.
hehe…it farded
It’s an effect called “sonoluminescence”. It can occur when any bubble of gas collapses down to a very tiny volume in a very short period of time, and it was first observed during early sonar experiments. The sound waves were intense enough to cause tiny bubbles to emit light.
Interestingly, we don’t know what actually creates the light: suggestions include chemical ignition, bremsstrahlung radiation, nonclassical squeezed light, and even quantum tunneling.
“air bubbles explode into lightning sometimes and we don’t know why”
there are people who leave the house without a pair of earplugs. what insanity
there are people who go outside, who spend an entire day in environments completelyout of their control–and these bitches don’t bring earplugs? that is not Standard Practice?
what happens if the traffic is too loud? what happens if co-workers are having a nearby conversation? what if the grocery store music exists? what happens if the basic Vibe is just Grotesque? and you go out there, into that vile wilderness, without so much as a pair of goddamn foam earplugs to do battle? you build your own hell brick by loathsome brick
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